HouseSitter (1992)

Peter MacNicol: Marty

Quotes 

• Marty : Of marriage?

  Newton Davis : It's not a marriage! It is a simple arrangement in which I will share my house with her and in exchange for which she will argue with me in public and generally make my life incredibly terrible.

  Marty : That's marriage.

• Newton Davis : So, what do you think, can you show this to Moseby?

  Marty : Ah... you'd better do it.

  Newton Davis : Why? He likes you.

  Marty : Davis, if I take that in there and Moseby starts carrying on about how brilliant it is... I'm going to take the credit.

  Newton Davis : What?

  Marty : Mmm hmm.

  Newton Davis : You're my friend, where are your ethics?

  Marty : My ethics are that I know this about myself, so I'm not going to take this in there and screw you over.

• Marty : What are you, insane? Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?