Into the West (1992)

Ray McBride: Mr. Murphy

Quotes 

• Welfare Man : And how many children do you have?

  Mrs. Murphy : About fifteen, Sir.

  Mr. Murphy : [stuttering]  Aye, about fifteen, Sir. Roughly.

  Welfare Man : You mean you don't know how many children you have?

  Mr. Murphy : Eh... eh... I'd have to count them, Sir.

  Mrs. Murphy : Children, children! Come here. To the nice man.

  [All the children from the neighbourhood are running towards her and the social welfare man] 

  Welfare Man : [Counts the children]  Fourteen. How many boys and how many girls?

  Mr. Murphy : I don't count them like that, Sir.

  Welfare Man : Hands up for the girls.