My Cousin Vinny (1992)

Raynor Scheine: Ernie Crane

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• Vinny Gambini : [to the jury]  Hey, how ya doin'?

  Vinny Gambini : [to the witness]  Mr. Crane, what are these pictures of?

  Ernie Crane : My house and stuff.

  Vinny Gambini : House and stuff. And what is this brown stuff on your window?

  Ernie Crane : Dirt.

  Vinny Gambini : Dirt. And what is this rusty, dusty, dirty-looking thing that's covering your window?

  Ernie Crane : That's a screen.

  Vinny Gambini : A screen! It's a screen. And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things?

  Ernie Crane : Trees?

  Vinny Gambini : Trees, that's right. Don't be afraid, just shout 'em right out when you know 'em. And what are these thousands of little things that are on trees?

  Ernie Crane : Leaves.

  Vinny Gambini : And these big bushy things between the trees.

  Ernie Crane : Bushes.

  Vinny Gambini : Bushes. So, Mr. Crane, you can positively identify the defendants, for a moment of two seconds, looking through this dirty window, this crud-covered screen, all of these trees, with all of these leaves on them, and I don't know how many bushes.

  Ernie Crane : Looks like five.

  Vinny Gambini : Uh, uh, uh, don't forget this one and this one.

  Ernie Crane : Seven bushes!

  Vinny Gambini : Seven bushes. So, what do you think? Isn't it possible you just saw two guys in a green convertible and not necessarily these two particular guys?

  Ernie Crane : I suppose.

  Vinny Gambini : I'm finished with this guy.