- Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister.
- Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister!
- [Sitting at Grace's kitchen table, discussing Jimmy's first month living in the garage]
- Grace Kelly: He's two days late with the rent.
- Jean Kelly: What?
- Grace Kelly: I told him '$550, in cash, on the 1st of every month, under the ta... ble'
- [hesitating - reaches underneath table]
- Grace Kelly: .
- Jean Kelly: It's times like these that make it hard to defend him.
- Grace Kelly: Next month I'm gonna tell him 'On the house', to see if he puts the money on the roof.
- [Grace has walked in and discovered that ex-husband Jimmy is talking to black neighbor, Thad]
- Grace Kelly: Jimmy! What did you say?
- Thad Alford: Well, I can honestly say I've met your whole Klan.
- [Grace has taken Jean to see a doctor, who happens to be a black man]
- Jean Kelly: He's Afro-American.
- Grace Kelly: Jean, African-American. "Afro-American" is like spaghetti-o's or something.
- [Grace and Jimmy are talking about their past relationship]
- Jimmy Kelly: Grace, I am truly sorry for what I did to you. Hell, if I was the man I was today, I beat the Hell out of the guy I was then.
- Grace Kelly: You would?
- Jimmy Kelly: Yep. You know, I wonder how that fight would turn out? I got more meat on me now, but I was one quick son of a gun back then.
- [Russell is complaining as Grace has bought "Alternative Medicine"]
- Russell Norton: Grace, all this phoney-baloney stuff is killing me.
- Grace Kelly: Russell, you shouldn't be so homeo-phobic