Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993–1994)

Dustin Diamond: Samuel 'Screech' Powers

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Quotes 

• Leslie : Hi, Screech. What are you doing?

  Screech : Hi, Leslie. I'm just watching the T.V.

  Leslie : But the T.V. is turned off.

  Screech : Oh I know, I'm just watching the T.V.

• Screech : It's time to start the next series of tests, Zack.

  Zack : More tests? There's no place left for them to look!

  Screech : Oh, yes there is!

• Alex : Life is so unfair. I have to lose two pounds within a few days!

  Kelly : C'mon, two pounds is not going to hurt you.

  Screech : Oh yeah? That's what Delta Burke said before she inhaled her first cheesecake.

• [the Reverend walks in on a wild stripper bachelor party] 

  Rev. Dunlap : You know what? Maybe I should come back another time.

  Zack : Oh that would be great! How about Monday?

  Rev. Dunlap : I was thinking more around the lines of ten years - - when you've all had a chance to grow up!

  Screech : I knew we should have gone with Barney.

• Screech : Who wants their barrium?

  [Zack gets up and runs away] 

  Screech : Aw, but it's cherry flavored.

• Screech : Mike has Big Bird on his butt!

  Mike Rogers : It's not Big Bird. It's Tweety Bird.

  Screech : Trust me, Mike, that's a big bird!

• Slater : Has anybody ever been to a funeral before?

  Screech : I have.

  Slater : What are you supposed to do?

  Screech : Well, all the loved ones gathered around the grave. Then we put his rubber chew toys and his bowl in with him and buried him under his favorite tree.

  Alex : Awww... how old was your dog?

  Screech : What dog? I'm talking about Grampa Powers.