The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)
Diedrich Bader: Jethro Bodine, Jethrine Bodine
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Quotes
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[on the subject of California]
Elly May : I hear they got smog.
Daisy Mae 'Granny' Moses : What's a smog?
[pause]
Jethro : I reckon it's a small hog.
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Milburne Drysdale : I'm president of a bank.
Jethro : Wow, can I be president of a bank too?
Jed Clampett : Jethro that was a mighty disrespectful thing to say to Mr. Drysdale. Ask if you can be vice president.
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[Jethro and Cousin Pearl are driving in the truck to Jed's place]
Cousin Pearl : Jethro, did you take care of those old brakes like I told you to?
Jethro : Yes, Ma, I pulled them off the truck yesterday. The new brakes should be coming in the mail next week.
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[the Clampetts were flipped off by an irate motorist]
Jed Clampett : Now why you suppose he's doing that?
Jethro : I reckon that's how people wave hello in Beverly Hills.
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[Jethro is about to drive past a tree with a branch]
Jethro : Watch your head, Granny!
[Granny, who is tied up to her rocking chair got knocked off from Jethro's car by the tree branch they passed through]
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[Trying to figure out the game of Bowling]
Jethro : I think I got this game figured out. You throw the ball down this gully. Then you throw yourself down the other gully, and try to hit them snake-hittin' clubs before the ball does.
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Laura Jackson : What a stupid idiot.
Jed Clampett : Did you say something, ma'am?
Laura Jackson : What a stupendous intellect.
Jethro : That's cause I "grad-ge-ated" the sixth grade, ma'am. Only took three years.
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Aunt Pearl : You folks oughta move yourselves to a place like... Beverly Hills, Californy.
Jethro : They got swimming pools and movie stars!
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Jethro : [discussing his theory on bowling] I've finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this ball, put it in this here gully. It rolls down yonder, then you hurl yourself down this slippery gully, and see how many of them there snake bashing clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.
