CB4 (1993)

Chris Rock: Albert, MC Gusto

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• Trustus : Do you cuss on your records?

  Albert : Yeah.

  Trustus : Do you defile women with your lyrics?

  Albert : Yeah.

  Trustus : Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?

  Albert : Whenever possible.

  Trustus : Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?

  CB4 : [pull out guns] 

  Trustus : Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

  CB4 : Not a goddamn thing.

  Trustus : You got a deal.

• Albert Sr. : Don't be wasting my electricity on that rap mess.

  Albert : But, pop...

  Albert Sr. : Don't "but" me. I'll beat your ass in front of your woman.

• Albert : Man, she ain't nuttin' but a groupie with a pen.

  Eve : I hear a pen is all you have in your pants and it's already out of ink.

• Euripides : Did you know a black man invented ice cream?

  Albert : No, no, no. Now how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that!

• Euripides : Did you know a black man invented ice cream?

  Albert : No, no, no. Now how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that!