Coneheads (1993)

Jane Curtin: Prymatt Conehead, Mary Margaret DeCicco

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Quotes 

• Lisa Farber : All men are pigs.

  Prymatt Conehead : Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes.

  Lisa Farber : Exactly.

• Connie : I think I'll have some Tang.

  Prymatt Conehead : Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.

  Beldar Conehead : Astronauts to the moon?

  [Beldar and Prymatt laugh] 

• Prymatt Conehead : He was behaving like a flarndip?

  Connie : [Confused]  Flarndip?

  Prymatt Conehead : A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone.

  Beldar Conehead : [Overhears this and is irate]  FLARNDIP?

• Prymatt Conehead : I was a young cone myself once. Before I met Beldar, I was very attracted to a young Thorasian forger. And I far as I was concerned there was no other life force in the universe that mattered. But then he got a job working at a volcano complex on some moon in the Petulaus Cluster. I never saw him again. And it broke my blood valve chamber.

• Prymatt Conehead : Perhaps you and Larry will join us for consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char mammal flesh for you.

  Lisa Farber : That sounds like fun. I'll make some coleslaw.

  Prymatt Conehead : Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

• Prymatt Conehead : When the High Master hears of the destruction of our ship, he will be most displeased.

  Beldar Conehead : Affirmative. He will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.

  Prymatt Conehead : Uuuugh!

• Prymatt Conehead : Beldar, there is something we should discuss that is far more important than planetary conquest.

  Beldar Conehead : What? What could be more important than - planetary conquest?

  Prymatt Conehead : Beldar, I am with Cone.

  Beldar Conehead : You? I? A young one?

  Prymatt Conehead : Affirmative.

• Prymatt Conehead : It is good to hone in places other than our guz chamber before slar phase.

  Beldar Conehead : Who said?

  Prymatt Conehead : Good Housekeeping.

• Prymatt Conehead : You know Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.

• Beldar Conehead : Our currency stock is insufficient.

  Prymatt Conehead : Incorrect. You have been working nights. I have been saving.

  Beldar Conehead : Ah, I praise you, Earthwoman.

• Connie Conehead : I love you, Mom.

  Prymatt Conehead : The currents of chromo-bonding between you and your parental units are infinite.

• Beldar Conehead : Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

  Prymatt Conehead : Beldar, how can we live among the blunt skulls?

  Beldar Conehead : We will blend in.

• Beldar Conehead : Greetings, Earthwoman. Time for the midday consumption of mass quantities.

  Prymatt Conehead : I have re-radiated leftover starch disc.

  Beldar Conehead : Ah, pizza! I will enjoy it.

• Prymatt Conehead : Greetings, my geneto-mate. How was your day ferrying humans across the grid?

  Beldar Conehead : Acceptable. Tips could have been better.

• Prymatt Conehead : The impending Cone prepares for its emergence. Ahhhhh.

• Prymatt Conehead : My pluvarb has broken. The birth spasm has begun.

• Lisa Farber : The more you think about it, the more you probably should worry, because - all men are pigs.

  Prymatt Conehead : Ah, pigs. An omnivorous, domesticated cloven-hoofed vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes.

  Lisa Farber : Exactly.

• Connie Conehead : Mom? What does it feel like to - hone?

  Prymatt Conehead : Well, for me, the first time, it happened so fast, I hardly knew I had honed at all. And after that it was more repetition than anything else. Oh, my young one, your cone is changing and you feel unsure.