Coneheads (1993)

Sinbad: Otto

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• Otto : Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?

  Beldar Conehead : Correct.

  Otto : Why not?

  Beldar Conehead : I am an illegal alien.

• Otto : Hey Beldar, got any more of that gum?

  Beldar Conehead : Certainly.

  [hands him a wrapped condom] 

  Otto : On second thought, I better not chew and drive.

• Otto : Beldar, do you know the key to success in this country is?

  Beldar Conehead : I do not.

  Otto : Well, I'm gonna tell you. Look good. Be your own boss. Never get chained to a desk. When it comes to business, take cash only.

  Beldar Conehead : Look good, be own boss, no desk, cash only.

  Otto : You got it.

• Customer : Hey, Otto, this dude's almost as fast as you are.

  Otto : Nah, man, this boy is the best. Shows up on time, gives me an honest day's work. You can't find people like this anymore.

  Customer : You know, that's right.

  Otto : These other dudes, these white boys and the brothers show up late, they loaf around. All they want is a check.

  Customer : I heard that.

• Beldar Conehead : Excuse me, Otto, I am feeling it is time for midday cessation of activities for protein-carbo intake.

  Otto : Yeah, sure. Take your lunch break.

  Beldar Conehead : Lunch. Lunch. Lunch. Lunch.

  Otto : The boy loves to eat.

  Beldar Conehead : Lunch-lunch. Lunch. Lunch. Lunch-lunch-lunch. Lunch. Lunch! Lunch-lunch! Lunch! Lunch!

• Otto : Beldar, If you're gonna live here and have kids, you're going to have to get yourself together. Buy yourself a car, maybe get a hat for that head. And *got* to do something about those teeth.

• Otto : A more honorable man I have not known.

• Otto : Once again you have pulled me from the fire!