Dazed and Confused (1993)
Michelle Burke: Jodi Kramer
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Quotes
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Jodi : Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch : Why, yes it is.
Jodi : Have you had more than one of those?
Mitch : Few. No one's counting.
Jodi : When were you supposed to be home?
Mitch : Few hours ago I think.
Jodi : Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?
Mitch : Aww.
Jodi : Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.
Mitch : Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
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Jodi : Heard they got you pretty bad.
Mitch : Yeah.
Jodi : They just got Hersh too
Mitch : Was it bad?
Sabrina Davis : Yeah.
Mitch : Was it O'Bannion?
Sabrina Davis : I think so
Mitch : Man I hate that jerk!
Sabrina Davis : Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister
Mitch : Oh, yeah
Jodi : Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?
Mitch : What? Well no wonder!
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Tony : [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.
Jodi : What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
Mike : [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony : Well you know how it is.
Mike : Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony : Yeah I bet she is.
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Jodi : Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?
Benny O'Donnell : Yeah, Mitch Kramer
Jodi : Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?
Pink : Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.
Jodi : Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.
[walks off]
Benny O'Donnell : Ok. I promise.
[Jodi walks off]
Dawson : There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?
Benny O'Donnell : Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
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Sabrina Davis : So what do you guys do... for fun I mean
Jodi : Mostly hang out, y'know? There's gonna be a big party tonight, should be fun.
Sabrina Davis : Oh, cool. Sounds fun.
Jodi : [nice] You wanna come?
Sabrina Davis : [happy] Sure!
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Kaye Faulkner : And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.
Shavonne Wright : What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye Faulkner : Weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne Wright : Gilligan's Island?
Kaye Faulkner : It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright : [laughs] Oh my...
Kaye Faulkner : Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi : [interrupts] The professor... is sexy.
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Jodi : Ask Tony to marry you.
Sabrina Davis : Will you marry me?
Tony : Oh god, what am I supposed to say?
Mike : I dont know.
Tony : Uh, whadda ya do for me?
Sabrina Davis : Umm, anything you like.
Tony : [turns to Mike] Imagine the possibilities.
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Jodi : What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
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Kaye Faulkner : Let's go smoke that joint
Jodi : Is he in for a surprise
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Jodi : Who are you?
Sabrina Davis : Um... no one. I mean I'm not in the trucks
Jodi : You're freshman?
Sabrina Davis : Yeah...
Jodi : So... are you in or are you out?
Sabrina Davis : In, I guess
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Jodi : I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know.
