Hocus Pocus (1993)
Thora Birch: Dani
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Quotes
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Allison : I like your costume, Dani.
Dani : Thank you! I really like yours too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos?
[Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking]
Dani : Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
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Dani : You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.
Voice of Thackery Binx : You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.
Dani : [Giggles] You betcha.
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Dani : [to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!
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Dani : Besides, it's a full moon outside. The weirdos are out!
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Max : [suddenly startled by Dave in a vampire costume] Oh! Dad.
Dave : It's not Dad. It's Dadcula.
[spots Allison]
Dave : Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be?
[kisses Allison's hand]
Max : Dad! Something terrible happened.
Dave : [suddenly concerned, in a normal voice] Dani? What's wrong?
Max : No, Dani's fine.
Dave : [sighs] Good.
[to Allison]
Dave : Excuse me. Come here.
[he leads Max away]
Dani : [looks for Jenny, and finds her] Mom?
[Jenny turns around in a Madonna costume]
Dani : Mom?
Jenny : Hmm?
Dani : What are you supposed to be?
Jenny : Madonna. Well, you know. Well, obviously. Don't ya think?
Dave : Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me.
Dani : [to Jenny] Come here.
Jenny : What?
Dani : This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother's a virgin: he lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help.
Jenny : How much candy have ya had, honey?
Dani : Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece. They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real!
Jenny : All right, let's just find your father.
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Dani : You know, Binx, I'll always take care of you, and my children will take care of you too, and their children after that, and their children after that. Forever and ever.
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Dani : [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
Max : Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Dani : So take her to the movies like a normal person.
Max : Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?
Dani : Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...
[looks him straight in the eye]
Dani : ... with tights or it's no deal.
Max : [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.
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[repeated line, usually when Max is about to do something bold but dumb]
Dani : [gasping] Max, no!
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Dani : Where's Binx? Binx? Binx? Binx!
Allison : He's gone. He's gone, Dani.
Dani : But he can't die, remember? Wake up, Binx. Binx, wake up. Like last time.
[she begins crying over his feline body]
Thackery Binx : [In human spirit form] Dani, come on. Please don't be sad for me.
Dani : Binx, is that you?
Thackery Binx : Yeah.
[laughs]
Thackery Binx : The witches are dead, my soul's finally free.
[Puts his hand out, as she lays her hand in his]
Thackery Binx : You freed me, Dani, thank you.
[turns to Max]
Thackery Binx : Hey, Max? Thanks for lighting the candle.
Emily : Thackery! Thackery Binx!
Thackery Binx : It's Emily!
[to Dani]
Thackery Binx : I shall always be with you.
Emily : Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?
Thackery Binx : I'm sorry, Emily, but I had wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.
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Dani : Officer! Officer!
Allison : Officer, we need your help.
Cop : What's the problem?
Dani : [to Max] Tell him.
Allison : Go ahead.
Max : [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.
Cop : [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.
Dani : And he's a virgin.
[the cop stares at them]
Cop : [to Max] Come here.
[Max comes closer to him]
Cop : [whispers] Are you a virgin?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Really?
Max : Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?
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Allison : Officer, this is not a prank!
Dani : Really!
Cop : Hey! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this? Get out of here.
Allison : [runs off in fear with Max, Dani, and Binx] Come on, Dani.
Cop : And take that cat with you.
[the cop laughs]
Cop's Girlfriend : [comes out wearing a Halloween costume] What's so funny, Eddie?
Cop : Ah, just a bunch of kids pulling my chain. They thought I was a real cop.
[his girlfriend laughs]
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Dani : [Winifred swooping down to take Dani] Max!
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Ernie "Ice" : Ding-ding. Ding-ding.
Jay : Stop and pay the toll, kid.
Ernie "Ice" : Ten chocolate bars, no licorice.
Jay : Dump out your dump sack.
Dani : Drop dead, moron.
Ernie "Ice" : Yo, twerp. How'd you like to be hung off that telephone pole?
Dani : I'd just like to see you try it. Cause it just so happens I've got my big brother with me. Max!
[Jay and Ernie are not impressed by this. Max walks up and takes off the sunglasses]
Ernie "Ice" : Hollywood!
Jay : Oh, no!
[Some of his friends laughing]
Jay : So, you're doing a little trick-or-treating? Ding-dong!
Ernie "Ice" : WHOO!
Max : I'm taking my little sister around.
Jay : That's nice.
[sees that he wears a costume]
Jay : WHOA! I love the costume! What do you suppose to be? A new kid on the block?
Dani : For your information: He's a little leaguer!
Jay : Whoa, I'm a little leaguer!
[He and Ice fake a baseball play. Dani tries to walk by again]
Ernie "Ice" : Wait a minute, everyone pays the toll.
Dani : Stuff it, zit-face!
Ernie "Ice" : Why, you little...
[He move to hit Dani but Max steps in the way]
Max : Hey.
[shoves a bag of candy at him]
Max : Ice, here. Pig out.
[turns to Dani]
Max : Come on, Dani. Let's go.
[Max and Dani leaves]
Ernie "Ice" : And Hollywood? The shoes fit great!
[Ice, Jay and his some other friends laughing]
