Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Lloyd Bridges: Tug Benson
Photos
Quotes
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Tug Benson : Cookie?
Col. Denton Walters : No, thank you, sir.
Tug Benson : Young lady?
Michelle Rodham Huddleston : No, thank you, sir.
Tug Benson : No, I was just offering him a young lady.
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Topper Harley : President Benson.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson : Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.
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Tug Benson : Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!
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Tug Benson : [He is about ready to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die, LOSES!
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Prime Minister Soto : President Benson, where's your first lady?
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.
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Saddam Hussein : [President Benson throws Saddam a fireplace cleaning tool which lights up like a lightsaber, and his voice changes and sounds like Darth Vader] I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan, we meet at last. The circle is now complete, now, I am the master.
Tug Benson : Only a master of evil, Saddam.
Saddam Hussein : Your powers are...
[Coughs, then takes a puff of primatine mist and his voice is back to normal]
Saddam Hussein : Your pows are weak, old man, you should not have come.
Tug Benson : We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses.
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Topper Harley : President Benson?
Tug Benson : No, you're not. He's an older fella, about my height.
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President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Here's the target area.
Gerou : That's Minnesota, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.
Gerou : Sir, the enemy is over there.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
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President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh? Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur.
Col. Denton Walters : That's your wife, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Yeah, so it is. Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met.
[to Walters]
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : Find out what she knows.
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[Addressing a roomful of Japanese businessmen]
Tug Benson : It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.
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Tug Benson : Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.
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President Thomas 'Tug' Benson : [observing Mount Rushmore through view-master] The Iraqi coast line. My god do those heights look treacherous.
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Tug Benson : [Narrating] And so, we were off. Just two questions were going through my head: Will we make it in time?
[Voice starts getting higher]
Tug Benson : And why did I bring helium instead of air?
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[from teaser trailer]
Gerou : Mr. President, the third mission rescued the hostages has failed.
Tug Benson : Well...
[he takes the Abraham Lincoln cookie jar]
Tug Benson : Cookie?