Rescue Me (1992)

William Lucking: Kurt

Quotes 

• Rowdy : [has kidnapped cheerleader in back of car]  Shut up! Please be quiet!

  Ginny Grafton : You stop!

  Rowdy : Shut up!

  [threatens to hit her with butt of revolver] 

  Ginny Grafton : All right, all right, I will!

  Kurt : [driving]  Great, just great, mastermind. We were just gonna score the stuff and split. What in the hell are we gonna do with this dippy broad?

  Ginny Grafton : [outraged]  Hey!

  Rowdy : Shut up! I didn't know the guy was gonna have a gun! How could I know that?

  Kurt : You know, you are stupid, Rowdy. That's what you are, you're just plain *stupid*! You don't get it, do you? Just lickety-split, you're gonna...

  Rowdy : Do we waste her?

  Ginny Grafton : [yells]  No way!

  Rowdy : [slaps her on the shoulder]  You dont get a vote!

  Ginny Grafton : Look, my father will pay a lot for me. He owns the bank. You can't kill me.

  Rowdy : Sure I can. Watch!

  [threatens with revolver] 

  Ginny Grafton : [yells]  Hey, wait a minute!

  Kurt : Stop that!

  Ginny Grafton : If you touch me, I swear...!

  Rowdy : What? What are you gonna do, huh?

  [gets slapped through the face, hard!] 

  Kurt : Will you knock it off, both of you? Just let me think, all right?

  Ginny Grafton : Look, if you...

  Rowdy : Shut up!

  Ginny Grafton : You shut up!

  Rowdy : You shut up!

  Ginny Grafton : You shut up!

  Kurt : Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, *hey*!

  [exasperated:] 

  Kurt : It's like having kids!

  [considers her suggestion] 

  Kurt : All right. We'll try it your way.

  [smiles] 

• Kurt : [as he ties her hands behind her back again]  You ought not to go around poking unless you wanna get bitten.

  Ginny Grafton : I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

  Kurt : Rowdy, he ain't none too bright, but he can be real mean when he wants to be. I know you. You're Daddy's little girl, you always... got what you wanted by crawling up into someone's lap. Don't you go fanning Rowdy's flames. 'Cause I ain't turning in no damaged goods. Comprende?

• Ginny Grafton : [calls from the bedroom in which she is being held captive]  Hello! Excuse me?

  Rowdy : [Kurt snapped his fingers, and Rowdy's his obedient dog]  What? What?

  Ginny Grafton : [still tied up]  I have to, you know, use the little girls' room.

  Rowdy : Well, don't let me stop you!

  [laughs heartily] 

  Kurt : [calls from outside room]  Rowdy!

  Rowdy : Just having fun!

  [hangs his head in exasperation, then starts untying Ginny] 

  Ginny Grafton : Thanks, Rowdy. Last night... I had to try to escape, you know, I just wouldn't feel good about myself.

  Rowdy : I know...

  Ginny Grafton : Rowdy?

  Rowdy : Huh?

  [she lifts up her head to kiss him] 

  Kurt : [bursts in]  Are you two having fun?

  [Rowdy straightens to attention and tries to look proper] 

  Kurt : Now I don't know what's the matter with you, Missy. I think maybe you're dumber than he is.

  Rowdy : Wait now, Kurt! You know I hate when you talk like that.

  Kurt : Okay.

  [holds up his hand, then pats Rowdy on the shoulder] 

  Kurt : You're still dumber.

  Ginny Grafton : At least he's nice to me. Not a total sleaze like you.

  Kurt : [as he unties her hands]  Too many people have been nice to you. That's your problem. Now if you gotta take a leak, why don't you go ahead and do it? If not, I'm gonna tie you up myself.

  [she stands up and goes off] 

  Rowdy : Take a leak?

  [shakes his head] 

  Rowdy : She's a girl!

• Rowdy : [as Kurt taps a glass of water]  Hey, Kurt, what are you doing?

  Kurt : Pay attention, okay?

  [walks over to the couch where 'unconscious' Ginny lies faking] 

  Rowdy : Hey...!

  [gets shushed] 

  Ginny Grafton : [Kurt was about to tip the water onto her face]  Hey! All right, all right!

  [scrambles to her feet] 

  Rowdy : [surprised]  Oh, man!

  Kurt : Rowly, she had been faking it since before... Vegas!

  Rowdy : She...

  [points accusatory finger at Ginny] 

  Kurt : When are you gonna learn, huh? Chicks play all the angles! All the angles!

  [looks back at Ginny:] 

  Kurt : Ain't that right?

  Ginny Grafton : Well, he *hit* me!

  Kurt : Good. You were getting on my nerves.

  Ginny Grafton : And you hit him every time he gets on your nerves?

  [folds her arms] 

  Rowdy : Yeah, usually.

  Ginny Grafton : Good.

  [smiles excitedly] 

  Ginny Grafton : Are we really in California?

  [gives a little Bambi jump to the door] 

  Rowdy : Yeah, yeah! Right on Newport Beach! They got the boardwalk, where they got girls

  [wildly imitates scantily-clad girl] 

  Rowdy : in little string bikinis, and, and, and corn dogs! And they have...

  [Kurt glares at him] 

  Rowdy : frozen bananas?

  Kurt : What are you? The welcome wagon?

• Rowdy : [relieving himself outdoors]  Don't worry about her. I flipped her pretty good. She'll be out for a while.

  Kurt : [dripping with sarcasm]  Yeah, nice going.

  Rowdy : I said I was sorry.

  [turns towards Kurt, and he has to jump back out of the way] 

• Kurt : Well, I'm hungry.

  [grabs jacket] 

  Kurt : Thai food all round?

  Ginny Grafton : [runs towards door]  Can I come? I promise I won't...

  Kurt : [annoyed]  Ah, ah! This is not date night!

  Ginny Grafton : Please! You don't know Daddy. He's probably gone ballistic by now. I will never get out of the house *again.* I can't leave without seeing Los Angeles. I won't try anything, I promise!

  Kurt : [yells]  Are you nuts?

  [to Rowdy:] 

  Kurt : Snatch her and she makes out like we're doing her a favor!

  Ginny Grafton : Well, can Rowdy and I go for a walk on the beach?

  Kurt : No!

  Ginny Grafton : Why not?

  Kurt : I want the two of you to be sitting right here when I get back!