Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Poster

Tracey Ullman: Latrine

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  • Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?

    Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century.

    Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?

    Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."

    Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!

  • Sheriff of Rottingham : This is a stealth catapult, we've been working on it secretly for months. It can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected, over a hundred yards, completely destroying anything in its path.

    Prince John : Wow! How's it work?

    Sheriff of Rottingham : It's rather simple. You get one of these heavy boulders, put it here where I'm sitting, and then pull on that lever.

    Prince John : Like this?

    [John pulls the lever and flings Mervin into the air] 

    Sheriff of Rottingham : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

    Latrine : [praying by her bed in her boudoir]  Oh dear Lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

    [the Sheriff crashes through the roof and lands on the bed] 

    Latrine : [looks up and grins]  Thank you!

    [starts to climb on top of the Sheriff] 

    Latrine : Oh my god! Oh my god!

    Sheriff of Rottingham : [struggles]  No! No! I have a headache!

    [runs away] 

    Latrine : OH BUGGER!

    [breaks the fourth wall] 

    Latrine : I was *that* close! I touched it.

  • Prince John : What can you tell me about Robin of Loxley?

    Latrine : Robin of Loxley? Robin of Loxley? Hmm, let me see.

    [starts cooking up a potion in her cauldron] 

    Latrine : Raven's egg! Blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile! Testicles of a newt! I bet he's a transsexual now! Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave. He seeks to regain his family's honor. Little sod could be trouble.

    Prince John : Are you certain?

    Latrine : Certain? You want certain, hire yourself a witch! Me, I'm just your cook.

    [serves contents of the cauldron] 

    Latrine : Here, eat that.

  • Latrine : Oh, my dear beloved Sheriff of Rottingham! You've been run through. How do you feel?

    Sheriff of Rottingham : I'm dying, you fool!

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