Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Dick Van Patten: The Abbot

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Quotes 

• Man in church : [Imitating Lou Costello]  He-e-y Abbot!

  Abbot : I hate that guy!

• Abbot : We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of...

  [crowd snickers] 

  Abbot : Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

  Sheriff of Rottingham : [over crowd laughing]  Shut up! Shut up!

  Abbot : OK... Mervin.

  [crowd starts laughing again] 

• Abbot : I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!

  Crowd : AMEN-AY!

• [Robin is being made to watch Marian's wedding from the gallows] 

  Abbot : Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham, take Marian of Bahgel to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

  Sheriff of Rottingham : YES I DO! Get on with it!

  Abbot : And do you, Marian, vow to do all the stuff I just said?

  Sheriff of Rottingham : [to Marian]  Say I do, or Robin dies!

  Maid Marian : I... I do...

  [Ahchoo shoots through Robin's noose] 

  Maid Marian : NOT!