Rookie of the Year (1993)

Patrick LaBrecque: George

Quotes 

• [once taken out of the cast, Henry's arm snaps around and hits Dr. Kersten in the nose] 

  Dr. Kersten : [muffled, with hands over his face]  Funky, buttloving...!

  George : Did he say "funky buttloving?"

• Clark : They're sending Henry in!

  George : Yeah, we're gonna go sit closer so you can see better.

  Mary Rowengartner : Come on, let's go get seats.

  Bob Carson : Seats? You mean down on the field level?

  Mary Rowengartner : Yeah.

  Bob Carson : No, no, no. Please, that's too dangerous.

  Mary Rowengartner : Why?

  Bob Carson : Me, the owner of the Cubs sitting down with the fans? They'd kill me.

• [after Henry accidentally throws a fielded ball over the outfield fence] 

  George : Is that play legal?

• George : The only reason you are playing for the Cubs is because you broke your stupid arm!

• George : Let's go back to our dull lives and search for meaning.