Ticks (1993)

Barry Lynch: Sir

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Quotes 

• [Sir holds both the shotgun and Tyler by the hair] 

  Sir : People, please refrain from further stupidity. You're wasting my bullets.

• [Sir shoots his pistol all over the ceiling of the cabin as the ticks crawl everywhere] 

  Sir : [Screaming]  Stinkin' bugs!

• [Sir and Jerry arrive at the cabin with the kids, surrounded by ticks outside] 

  Sir : Uh... What seems to be the problem over here?

  Charles Danson : [Sir looks at the hallucinating Dee Dee]  She was bitten by one of those bugs.

  Jerry : Yeah.

  Jerry : [Jerry chuckles]  They bite like a son of a bitch.

• [Sir threatens Mrs. Lambert and Charles Danson to give him the keys] 

  Sir : If I don't have the keys to the van in my hand, like, pronto. I'm going to feed you folks, one by one, to our hungry friends outside.

  Jerry : [Jerry chuckles]  Say, 'Yes, Sir. It's dinnertime!'

  [Sir and Jerry chuckle together] 

• [Jerry attempts to go for the van surrounded by the ticks outside] 

  Jerry : [Jerry turns around to tell Sir at the cabin door]  Help me, Sir. Don't make me do this.

  Sir : [Sir kicks Jerry in the back, screaming]  Get the van!

• [Jerry see's all of the crop cash weed getting burned up in the field] 

  Jerry : Our weed! It's gettin' all burned up!

  Sir : Forget about it!

  Jerry : [Sir pulls Jerry as he screams]  The weed! The weed!