Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
Ben Stein: Dr. Ben Stein, Lionel Stein
Quotes
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Ben Stein : Mr. Duckman, if the body is a temple, then you've committed countless acts of desecration.
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Man : How are things on your end?
Eric Duckman : Fine since the sores healed.
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Bernice : There's something fishy going on around here
Duckman : Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's sensing a lot of suck ups around here.
Mambo : Hey, everybody!
Charles : Expensive electronic equipment and thick wads of cash are being delivered to three houses on North Phleghm.
Bernice : [North Phleghm Neighbors gasp] TRAITORS!
Ben Stein : Let's book.
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Venom : I call this meeting of the Block Neighborhood Association to order. Now I have a way of ending this quickly, painlessly, and quickly. I move that Dutch Elm Street annex North Phlegm Avenue.
[North Phlegm Neighbors groan]
Margo Duck : I think it would be good to be under the direction of a strong, benevolent tyrant like Mr. Venom.
Dr Stien : As a doctor I think it's an ideal way to deal with this.
Art Desalvo : I never thought of it before but I think it's an idea that's worth considering.
