Camp Nowhere (1994)

Marnette Patterson: Trish Prescott

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Quotes 

• "Mud" : Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.

  Zach : If Mud's guilty I am too.

  Gaby : Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.

  Trish : Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

• Trish : So I don't get it, who made those teepees and painted that weird bus?

  Fein : Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.

  Dennis Van Welker : Knew I'd been here before.

  Gaby : You mean you did that stuff here?

  Dennis Van Welker : No... not *here*.

  [Takes a step to the right and nods] 

• Grocery Checker : Can I see your ID? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff.

  Zach : No problem.

  Grocery Checker : You were born in 1963?

  Zach : Yeah.

  Grocery Checker : And that would make you?

  Zach : 21.

  Grocery Checker : Wrong. It's 1994. That would make you 31.

  Trish : Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then it's 1984! Uh!

• Zach : We're not 'delinquent friends'.

  Trish : Oh really? Then how come you go to military camps every summer, because you like the haircuts?

  Zach : You know my Dad. 'Military camp builds character'

  Gaby : [about Camp Slenderella]  'It's for your own good, Gabs'.

  Trish : [about Broadway Camp]  'But Trish, all the OTHER kids are going!'

  "Mud" : Hey, how about this one? 'It'll be fun'.

• Trish : Wig-n-Wam? What're we doing at a car wash?

  Gaby : This will never work.

  Dennis Van Welker : Haven't you ever heard of a clean getaway?

• Zach : You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.

  Trish : That's really insensitive, don't you think?

  Zach : ...Yeah.

• Trish : He tried doing Silence of the Lambs as a musical. He got fired and he left town.

  "Mud" : Yeah well he got fired, but I don't think he left town.

  [shows Dennis' picture in the yearbook] 

  Trish : The cheese man at the mall?

• Trish : So why are you wasting all your time fixing up an old car when you're too young to drive?

  Zach : In Tijuana you can drive at 14.

  Trish : Yeah, like they're going to let you cut class to go take driver's ed in Mexico?

  Zach : Who says I'm going back?

  Trish : You mean you're dropping out?

  Zach : Maybe... would you miss me?

  Trish : ...No.

  Zach : No?

  Trish : ...Maybe.

  Zach : Maybe?

  [smiles at her] 

  Trish : No.

• "Mud" : Gaby, when does your mom leave for the islands?

  Gaby : Just as soon as she puts me on the bus to Camp Slenderella.

  Trish : Again?

  Gaby : Celery sticks and rice cakes... prison food!

  Trish : I'll mail you a Twinkie.