D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Shaun Weiss: Goldberg
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Quotes
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Lester Averman : Aw, I smell something.
Lester Averman , Goldberg , Jesse , Charlie , Adam : Goldberg!
Goldberg : It wasn't me!
Portman : [proudly] No, it was me!
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Coach Bombay : Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?
Goldberg : Lean and mean!
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Coach Bombay : We have a goalie, Goldberg.
Goldberg : Alright, bring 'em, man! I'm ready for this. Show 'em what you got. I'm the man! I'm the man!
[falls into leg split]
Goldberg : Ohh! Uh. Uh, help.
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Lester Averman : Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?
Goldberg : I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg.
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Goldberg : Have no fear, Goldberg is here. Hey, man, there was nothing on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey, Paison, meatballs are slowing ya down? Hey, uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?
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[Team USA is having an outside class with Michelle McKay]
Michele MacKay : Ancient Greece was the beginning of Western civilization. You see in Greece, they didn't have professional sports or Wheaties boxes, so the athletes competed for another reason. Anybody?
Goldberg : Falafels?
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Michele : I'm Michele McKay, their tutor.
Gordon Bombay : I'm Coach Bombay, their... coach.
Banks : So, why do we need a tutor?
[Other players mutter protest]
Portman : I don't need no school!
Goldberg : Now, Ms. McKay, we're America's team, here. Shouldn't we all just be concentrating on hockey? May I suggest optional attendance?
[the rest of the players show their agreement]
Michele : Well, that's not a bad idea...
Goldberg : Call me Goldberg.
Michele : Goldberg... yes, school will be optional.
[Players cheer]
Michele : HOWEVER, however, should you not attend, then you'll not be eligible to play.