D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994) Poster

Shaun Weiss: Goldberg

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Quotes 

  • Lester Averman : Aw, I smell something.

    Lester Averman , Goldberg , Jesse , Charlie , Adam : Goldberg!

    Goldberg : It wasn't me!

    Portman : [proudly]  No, it was me!

  • Coach Bombay : Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?

    Goldberg : Lean and mean!

  • [Seeing Dwayne for the first time] 

    Dwayne : Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?

    Goldberg : Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!

  • Dwayne : [to Goldberg]  Don't listen to him.

    Ken Wu : Besides, that guy will kill you.

    Goldberg : Well, at least hold me back like i'm gonna kill him. Come on, man! Let me at him! Let me go! You want some of this? Let me at him!

  • Coach Bombay : We have a goalie, Goldberg.

    Goldberg : Alright, bring 'em, man! I'm ready for this. Show 'em what you got. I'm the man! I'm the man!

    [falls into leg split] 

    Goldberg : Ohh! Uh. Uh, help.

  • Lester Averman : Here with us, Greg Goldberg, goaltender for Team USA. Greg, what's it gonna take to beat these feisty Icelanders, tonight?

    Goldberg : I think it will take a supreme individual effort, by me, Greg Goldberg.

  • Goldberg : Have no fear, Goldberg is here. Hey, man, there was nothing on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey, Paison, meatballs are slowing ya down? Hey, uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?

  • [Team USA is having an outside class with Michelle McKay] 

    Michele MacKay : Ancient Greece was the beginning of Western civilization. You see in Greece, they didn't have professional sports or Wheaties boxes, so the athletes competed for another reason. Anybody?

    Goldberg : Falafels?

  • Michele : I'm Michele McKay, their tutor.

    Gordon Bombay : I'm Coach Bombay, their... coach.

    Banks : So, why do we need a tutor?

    [Other players mutter protest] 

    Portman : I don't need no school!

    Goldberg : Now, Ms. McKay, we're America's team, here. Shouldn't we all just be concentrating on hockey? May I suggest optional attendance?

    [the rest of the players show their agreement] 

    Michele : Well, that's not a bad idea...

    Goldberg : Call me Goldberg.

    Michele : Goldberg... yes, school will be optional.

    [Players cheer] 

    Michele : HOWEVER, however, should you not attend, then you'll not be eligible to play.

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