Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Charlotte Coleman: Scarlett - Wedding One
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Quotes
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Scarlett : Have you got a boyfriend?
Young Bridesmaid : Yes.
Scarlett : What's his name?
Young Bridesmaid : Dolph. He's good at table tennis. What about you?
Scarlett : No. Afraid not.
Young Bridesmaid : Why not?
Scarlett : Don't know. Because most of the blokes I fancy think l'm stupid and pointless - and, so, they just bonk me and then leave me. And the kind of blokes that do fancy me, I think are drips. I can't even be bothered to bonk them. Which does sort of leave me a bit nowhere.
Young Bridesmaid : What's bonking?
Scarlett : Well, it's kind of like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.
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Scarlett : They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.
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Scarlett : Hi. My name's Scarlett. Don't let me drink too much cause l'll get really flirty.
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Scarlett : Hello. My name's Scarlett. Named after Scarlett O'Hara, but much less trouble. What's your name?
Chester - Wedding Three : My name's Rhett.
Scarlett : No. Not really?
Chester - Wedding Three : No, not really. In fact, it's Chester.
Scarlett : You kidder!
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Scarlett : I always imagine Americans are gonna be dull as shit.