Funny Man (1994)
Tim James: The Funny Man
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Quotes
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The Funny Man : I know fuck-all about art, but I know what I like.
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The Funny Man : [finds a porno mag] Sorted. I'm off for a toss, me.
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The Funny Man : What are YOU doing in my house?
The Psychic Commando : Me just shit in your bed.
The Funny Man : You did WHAT?
The Psychic Commando : You no see how the atmosphere nice now?
The Funny Man : You dirty cow.
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The Funny Man : BLIND, is it you think I am?
The Hard Man : What?
The Funny Man : Do you think I don't know what's been going on behind my back?
The Hard Man : There's nothing going on behind your back.
The Funny Man : I take the pair of you; day on night, night on day!
The Hard Man : I don't know what you're talking about.
The Funny Man : I lie awake at night crying. Crying into my pillow.
The Hard Man : Yeah? Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
The Funny Man : ...and her kids, screaming. Screaming, they are.
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The Hard Man : Look, alright, I think I get the point.
The Funny Man : No, but you don't, see?
The Hard Man : But I do.
The Funny Man : No, but you don't get the point.
The Hard Man : But I do.
The Funny Man : No, but you don't get THE point.
The Hard Man : Oh, but I do. I get THE point.
The Funny Man : Do you?
The Hard Man : Yeah.
The Funny Man : [relieved] Yeah?
The Hard Man : Oh yes.
The Funny Man : [aggressive] Yeah?
The Hard Man : Yeah.
The Funny Man : [extinguishes cigarette] Yeah?
The Hard Man : C'mon then.
The Funny Man : Big hard man, are you?
The Hard Man : Bigger than you.
The Funny Man : Calling me short, are you?
The Hard Man : Yeah, c'mon then.
The Funny Man : You want a bit, do you?
[headbutts him]
The Funny Man : Now see, you still don't get the point.
The Hard Man : I do.
The Funny Man : No, you don't... because I've got the point here.
[picks up a high-heeled shoe]
The Funny Man : THIS is the point.
[stabs him in the eye repeatedly with the shoe heel]
The Hard Man : Point taken.
