- William: You know what I could never figure out about the Mummy? The Mummy used to walk with one arm out and a leg draggin' behind him, but he was still always able get his victim. I'm thinkin' as a kid, I was pretty fast, I'd just, ya know, put some moves on the Mummy and the Mummy, he'd never get me.
- Jimmy: This is what you're thinkin' about?
- William: Then I realized, the Mummy never has to sleep. Eventually, I'd get tired of runnin' around the Mummy. That's when he'd get me.
- Harrison Ford: Is this a principal role? I mean, 'cause, I came here for a principal role! They said it was a principal role.
- Woman: Well, this is what we're casting today.
- Harrison Ford: This is two lines. I'm not doin' two lines. I didn't come here for two lines. I was told this was a principal role!
- Jimmy: its a shame you know that this place use to sparkle you use to be ble able to rub shoulders with movie stars on the bulavrd look at hollywood now no wonder i cant make it.