The Little Rascals (1994)

Bug Hall: Alfalfa

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Quotes 

• Butch : When's the last time we beat you up?

  Alfalfa : Well, let's see... today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year... yyyesterday.

  Butch : You're due!

• Alfalfa : Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

• Stymie : You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

  Alfalfa : No, of course not.

  George "Spanky" McFarland : Good.

  Alfalfa : I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?

• Alfalfa : I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!

  [punches Butch and he falls in the mud] 

• Alfalfa : Why am I soaking wet?

  Porky : Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

• Waldo : We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

  Darla : That explains why you're so refined!

  Alfalfa : Yeah, and so oily!

• Butch : Any last words?

  Alfalfa : [waves nervously]  Yeah, uh... see ya!

• Darla : Just as I thought, you are ashamed of me

  Alfalfa : I'm not ashamed of you I'm proud of you... I just don't want anyone to see you.

• Alfalfa : Is Spanky home?

  Spanky's Dad : Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.

  Alfalfa's Dad : I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.

  George "Spanky" McFarland : Darn.

  Alfalfa : Darn.

• Alfalfa : All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!

• Alfalfa : Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

• Alfalfa : Love note? No, this is gonna be a hate note!

  Buckwheat , Porky : Sounds good to me!

• Alfalfa : [during the bloopers at the end]  I winded my ear up.

• Alfalfa : Look!

  [Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast] 

  Woim : I don't see nothin'.

  Butch : Come on, you doink!

  [they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa] 

• Alfalfa : [to Spanky]  Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!

• George "Spanky" McFarland : [during the Go-Cart Derby]  You snot wads stole our racer!

  Butch : Finders keepers, losers suck!

  Alfalfa : Ahhh - bite me!

• Alfalfa : [Using the microphone]  I'm the barber of Seville!

  [Swings the microphone down while Waldo pours a chemical into Alfalfa's cup, causing him to blow bubbles out on stage] 

  Alfalfa : Figaro! Figaro! Figaro!

• A.J. Ferguson : [to Spanky]  Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?

  Alfalfa : Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.

  A.J. Ferguson : Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?

  George "Spanky" McFarland : Well, we were just kinda hopin' that... A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.

  A.J. Ferguson : Well, boys, today's your lucky day.

  [takes off patch on her suit, revealing her name "A.J. Ferguson"] 

  A.J. Ferguson : 'Cause that's exactly who I am!

  George "Spanky" McFarland : [shocked]  You're the best driver there is!

  A.J. Ferguson : Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!