- Lady Constance Keeble: Galahad, I appeal to your better nature!
- The Hon. Galahad Threepwood: I don't have one.
- Lady Constance Keeble: You realize we'll lose every friend we have?
- The Hon. Galahad Threepwood: A small price to pay for giving the world a great work of literature.
- Lady Constance Keeble: Does this pig mean more to you than your nephew's future?
- Clarence, Earl of Emsworth: Of course it does!
- Clarence, Earl of Emsworth: [to his prize pig, the Empress] We'll have you back in your boudoir before bedtime, you adorable girl!