Pinky and the Brain (1995–1998)
Maurice LaMarche: The Brain, Brain, Al Gore, Alien, Baby Romy, Brain-2-Me-2, Chief of Staff Brain, Queen Roach's Aid, Rhennish Brother, Rick Blaine, Squit
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Quotes
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The Brain : Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky : Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain : True.
Pinky : I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
The Brain : To my knowledge, never.
Pinky : Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
The Brain : Next to nil.
Pinky : Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
The Brain : Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky : Poit, I guess I am.
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The Brain : I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.
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Dolly Parton : I'm your biggest fan, what do ya say to that?
The Brain : I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
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The Brain : This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.
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The Brain : Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carly Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.
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The Brain : So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?
Mr. Sackett : The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.
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The Brain : Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence." You have the I.Q. of plaster.
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[the Brain's shrinking chant]
The Brain : Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.
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The Brain : Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn't foiled by the atomic weight of gold.
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The Brain : Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it.
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The Brain : Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
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[the Brain has made a list of the 5 things needed to be a country singer]
The Brain : Read the list to me, Pinky.
Pinky : Okay. "Cowboy clothes."
The Brain : Check.
Pinky : Southern accent.
The Brain : Check, Y'all.
Pinky : Very good, Brain. "Working-class values."
The Brain : I like beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.
Pinky : A name consisting of no less than three words.
The Brain : Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
Pinky : A height of at least six feet.
The Brain : Che... Drats.
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[repeated line]
The Brain : YES!
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The Brain : Behold, I can create fire from a little box.
Alan : So what?
Cannibal #1 : Big deal.
Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.
The Brain : I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.
Alan : So what?
Cannibal #1 : Big deal.
Cannibal #2 : Let's eat 'em.
Pinky : I can make bubbles with my spit.
[the cannibals gasp and begin to bow]
The Brain : *Now* do you believe we were sent by your god?
Alan : Naw, that's just *really cool*.
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The Brain : Hi, I'm Bubba Beau Bob Brain.
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The Brain : The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.
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The Brain : Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.
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[Pinky's film about World Domination is ruined]
The Brain : Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky : Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night.
The Brain : Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take
[the film slows down and rips apart]
Singers : They're Dinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.
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The Brain : Are there any questions?
Pinky : Oh, Oh, pick me, Brain.
The Brain : GENERAL Brain.
Pinky : Yes, um, what is the password?
The Brain : I can't tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.
Pinky : What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.
The Brain : And if you were tortured?
Pinky : Oh, well that's different then, isn't it?