Bushwhacked (1995)

Blake Bashoff: Gordy

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Quotes 

• Fishman : Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?

  Max : Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?

  Gordy : Because it's your nick name.

  Max : Well fine then. Call me Spider!

  Fishman : Spider. Spider. Spider!

  Max : WHAT?

  Fishman : How come your nick name's Spider?

  Max : Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!

  Fishman : Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?

• [scouts singing] 

  Max : Alright! Knock it off! What is that? We run and dance and sing and play?

  Gordy : My mom kinda wrote the words.

  Max : Well they suck! Okay?

• Max : Watcha making?

  Gordy : It's a crystal-dialed receiver. You know what that is, right?

  Max : Yeah, of course I do. That is a beauty.

  Gordy : That's the toolbox.

• [little kid rides up on a tricycle] 

  Kid : Can I play too?

  Scouts : AAAAHHHH!

  Barnhill : Little kid, go home.

  Gordy : We're not playing, we're practicing.

  Kid : You guys are silly.

• [Gordy's hanging from a ledge] 

  Max : Hey kid, how's it hanging? Alright, Gordy, I'm coming down to get you.

  Gordy : No! You don't know what you're doing!

  Max : Of course I do! I'm the Lizard! Remember?

  Gordy : You mean the Spider?

  Max : Right.

• Gordy : My mom says the guy who's taking us has hiked all over the world.

  Barnhill : I'm sure he won't be half as good as the guy me and my dad had on our trip to the Serengeti.

  Ralph : Barnhill, if you're dad is so friggin' cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?

  Barnhill : Oh yeah. Spies have a lot of time for the scouts.

• Ralph : We finally get to go on an overnight, and we end up at Grand Central Station.

  Gordy : It's better than my backyard.

  Ralph : Not by much.

• Gordy : He didn't know the difference in a beehive and a pine cone?

  Kelsey : What're you getting at?

  Gordy : I don't know.

• Kelsey : Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!

  Gordy : A psycho murderer!

  Fishman : I don't think they cover that in here.

  [the scout manual]