Bushwhacked (1995)

Corey Carrier: Ralph

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• [looking at a Playboy] 

  Ralph : Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.

  Kelsey : Oh, and you do?

  Ralph : Yeah. That's right, I do.

  Kelsey : Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.

  Ralph : Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.

  Fishman : No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!

• Gordy : My mom says the guy who's taking us has hiked all over the world.

  Barnhill : I'm sure he won't be half as good as the guy me and my dad had on our trip to the Serengeti.

  Ralph : Barnhill, if you're dad is so friggin' cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?

  Barnhill : Oh yeah. Spies have a lot of time for the scouts.

• Ralph : Nice dolls.

  Barnhill : Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella too, in case it starts to rain?

  Kelsey : No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out.

• Ralph : We finally get to go on an overnight, and we end up at Grand Central Station.

  Gordy : It's better than my backyard.

  Ralph : Not by much.