Bushwhacked (1995)

Ari Greenberg: Milton Fishman

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Quotes 

• Fishman : Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?

  Max : Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?

  Gordy : Because it's your nick name.

  Max : Well fine then. Call me Spider!

  Fishman : Spider. Spider. Spider!

  Max : WHAT?

  Fishman : How come your nick name's Spider?

  Max : Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!

  Fishman : Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?

• Fishman : Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.

  Max : Pinecones?

  Fishman : It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.

  Max : If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?

• [making smoke signals] 

  Fishman : Ok, it's two longs and one short. No, no, no, stop. Stop wait. Two shorts and one long.

  Barnhill : Oh great! What are we supposed to do, cross that letter out?

• Max : Let me tell you something, honey. There's nothing wrong with being afraid.

  Fishman : Spider, I'm afraid, too.

  Max : Shut up, you gutless worm! I'm talkin' to her!

• [looking at a Playboy] 

  Ralph : Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.

  Kelsey : Oh, and you do?

  Ralph : Yeah. That's right, I do.

  Kelsey : Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.

  Ralph : Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.

  Fishman : No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!

• Kelsey : Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!

  Gordy : A psycho murderer!

  Fishman : I don't think they cover that in here.

  [the scout manual] 

• Max Grabelski : What did you call me?

  Milton Fishman : Uh, I called you, Polinski. I had a Dr. Polinski once. I don't know why but you sorta remind me of him.

  Max Grabelski : No... . you called me Grabelski. How did you know my name?

  Max Grabelski : How did you know my name? I want some answers!