Bushwhacked (1995)

Janna Michaels: Kelsey Jordan

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Quotes 

• [looking at a Playboy] 

  Ralph : Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.

  Kelsey : Oh, and you do?

  Ralph : Yeah. That's right, I do.

  Kelsey : Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.

  Ralph : Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.

  Fishman : No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!

• Ralph : Nice dolls.

  Barnhill : Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella too, in case it starts to rain?

  Kelsey : No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out.

• Gordy : He didn't know the difference in a beehive and a pine cone?

  Kelsey : What're you getting at?

  Gordy : I don't know.

• Kelsey : Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!

  Gordy : A psycho murderer!

  Fishman : I don't think they cover that in here.

  [the scout manual]