Bushwhacked (1995)
Daniel Stern: Max Grabelski
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Quotes
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[on the phone]
Marty : Grabelski! What the hell's going on? Some guy on TV said you killed somebody!
Max : I know, but it's not true. I was set up. I gotta know if there's another package for Timberline Inc., to Reinhart Bragdon.
Marty : What the hell's Reinhart Bragdon got to do with anything?
Max : Because that's the guy I killed!
Marty : Oh, so you did kill somebody.
Max : No, I told you I was framed!
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Fishman : Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?
Max : Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?
Gordy : Because it's your nick name.
Max : Well fine then. Call me Spider!
Fishman : Spider. Spider. Spider!
Max : WHAT?
Fishman : How come your nick name's Spider?
Max : Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!
Fishman : Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?
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Fishman : Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.
Max : Pinecones?
Fishman : It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.
Max : If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?
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Max : Two packs of Marlboro's, some snowballs and a jumbo coke.
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[Boys are peeing off of a ledge]
Max : Shake your lizards, let 'em drain. Move your hips and...
Everyone : Spell your name!
Max : Send it straight, send it hard. Now a sword fight, go...
Everyone : On guard!
Max : Eat your veggies, eat your starches. Lean back boys...
Everyone : Golden arches!
Max : Alright! Now flip them and zip them and let's get going!
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Max : Now you are going to pretend to be me.
Jack Erickson : Give yourself up boy.
Max : Gimme that glue!
Jack Erickson : You still have a chance to be a fine young scout!
Max : Where is that glue?
Jack Erickson : Top pocket.
Max : Put your palms up.
[spits off the top of the glue and spreads glue on the wheel]
Max : Now grab hold of the wheel.
Jack Erickson : Are you nuts?
Max : I said grab the wheel. Come on, I have a gun for Christ sake!
Jack Erickson : You're going to pay for this mister
Max : [spreads glue on top of the wheel] Now put your chin there.
Jack Erickson : You know this stuff is permanent.
Max : Do it!
Jack Erickson : Ohh sh... Hey! I can't drive like this!
Max : Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time.
[removes the rear view mirror]
Max : Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?
Jack Erickson : Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off.
Max : [hesitates then answers] Right!
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Max : [walks out of a tobacco station and reads the note on the car window] I am an inconsiderate person?
[Jack comes out of the door]
Max : Hey, Sgt. Doofus, did you paste that note onto my window?
Jack Erickson : That's right, cupcake!
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Max Grabelski : What did you call me?
Milton Fishman : Uh, I called you, Polinski. I had a Dr. Polinski once. I don't know why but you sorta remind me of him.
Max Grabelski : No... . you called me Grabelski. How did you know my name?
Max Grabelski : How did you know my name? I want some answers!
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Kid in Car : [after Max steals a lady's blue Volvo car to get to Devils Peak] Hey, mister.
Max : [turns around] Huh?
Kid in Car : [in the back seat with a banana] I gotta make a dookie.
[Max gives the kid a very disgusted look]
Kid in Car : I gotta make a dookie!
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Max : [Having a difficult time trying to untie Mrs. Patterson who is roped to a chair] So, it's not a figure-eight, it's not a butterfly, and it's not a fisherman's.
Reinhart Bragdon : It's a clove hitch.
Max : Ah. Thank you.
[Realizes Bragdon is behind them and panics]
Reinhart Bragdon : [Aiming a pistol at Max] I learned it in the Scouts.
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[Palmer shoves Max towards a helicopter at gunpoint]
Max : What is with you and the pushing? I want to speak to your superior! Is that him?
[Bragdon gets out of the helicopter and faces Max and Palmer]
Max : Mr. Bragdon? Mr. Bragdon! You're alive!
[turns to Palmer]
Max : Hey, he's alive!
Reinhart Bragdon : Hello, Maxwell.
Max : Listen, it's over.
[points at Palmer]
Max : This guy is an FBI agent. You gotta give yourself up! So what? So the plan blew up in your face! The important thing is, you have your health.
[notices Bragdon's smile]
Max : And... your teeth.
[realising]
Max : Wait a minute. Your teeth? I thought they found your teeth in the fire.
Reinhart Bragdon : Yes, it was a bit inconvenient having them all pulled, but at a million dollars a tooth...
[smiles]
Reinhart Bragdon : . I think it was well worth it.
Max : Huh?
Reinhart Bragdon : Kill him.
Max : Kill him?
[points at Palmer]
Max : I can't kill *him*! He's just doing his job!
Reinhart Bragdon : [chuckling] No, no, Maxwell, not him.
[coldly]
Reinhart Bragdon : You.
Max : Me?
[turns to face Palmer, who has his gun aimed between Max's eyes]
Max : Wait a minute.
[faces Bragdon]
Max : You guys are in this together?
[points at Palmer]
Max : He's in on this?
[Bragdon nods; Max faces Palmer; points at Bragdon]
Max : And you were with him?
[Palmer nods]
Max : Ooh!
Reinhart Bragdon : [to Palmer] And when you're done with him, make sure you kill the kids.
Max : [horrified] The kids?
Agent Palmer : [shoves Max away] Come on, move it!