Casper (1995)

Ben Stein: Rugg

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• Mr. Rugg : [reading Mr Crittenden's will]  To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...

  Carrigan Crittenden : The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

  Dibs : [clears throat]  I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.

  Mr. Rugg : Let's see.

  [reads] 

  Mr. Rugg : Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Maine.

  Carrigan Crittenden : And?

  Mr. Rugg : And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.

  Carrigan Crittenden : Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?

  Mr. Rugg : No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.

  [gives the will to Carrigan] 

  Carrigan Crittenden : Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!

  Mr. Rugg : Knock yourself out.