Funny Bones (1995)
Lee Evans: Jack Parker
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Quotes
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Nicky : Where were you born?
Jack Parker : Blackpool.
Nicky : Why Blackpool?
Jack Parker : I wanted to be near to my mother.
Nicky : Have you lived in Blackpool all your life?
Jack Parker : Not yet.
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Steve Campbell : Tell me, of this list, which do you think is the odd one out? House... school... dog... cinema... church.
Jack Parker : [after some thought] Dog.
Steve Campbell : [smiles] Good!
Jack Parker : 'Cause a dog wouldn't go to the cinema, would it?
Steve Campbell : [stares at Jack for a bit, then composes himself] Which of *these* is the odd one out... Malice... jealousy... greed... envy... and... *kindness*.
Jack Parker : [triumphantly] 'And'!