"A Stunning Achievement" -New York Times (faux review)
"A Brutal Ballet" -Rex Reed (faux review)
"A Whole New Approach" -American Cinematographer (faux review)
"I Soiled Myself" -Leonard Maltin (faux review)
"Shoot Me, Too" -Gene Shalit (faux review)
"Riveting. Spellbinding. A Cinematic Tour-de-Force" -Gene Siskel (faux
review)
"I'm Lactating" -Roger Ebert (faux review)
"I Am Spartacus!" -Joel Siegel (faux review)
"I'm Gonna Sue!" -Quentin Tarantino (faux review)