It's My Party (1996)

Eric Roberts: Nick Stark

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• Andrew Bingham : Dad sends me to church all the time, hoping I'll become straight.

  Nick : Catholic church? Good luck!

• Dr. Dave : Any vision problems?

  Nick : Well, my right eye is like I'm looking through a tampon.

• Tony : You do it again, I'm gonna get out the whip.

  Nick : Promises, promises!

• Nick : Lina and I almost made it once.

  Lina Bingham : What?!

  Nick : Yeah. We had this electric moment when you said to me, "Why do you have to be gay?" and I said to you, "Me? Why do you have to be a woman?"

• Nick : So what do we think of Samantha Frank?

  Charlene : She's a vacuum with nipples.

• Nick : This is for you.

  [He hands Monty a bust.] 

  Monty : For good luck?

  Nick : Well, you always wanted me to give you head.

• Nick : You look like you caught your balls in your zipper, Dr. Dave.

• Nick : I might as well have a cigarette. It's not like it's going to kill me, right?

• Nick : I've got ten days 'til I croak, right?

• Nick : I could push it a few more days as a vegetable. Guacamole for brains.

  Monty : Actually, I think avocado is a fruit.

  Nick : So am I.

• Paul Stark : Why didn't you tell me you had AIDS?

  Nick : Because I knew you'd be ashamed.

  Paul Stark : Well, how do you think I feel, being left out, dealing with all of this now?

  Nick : You've been ashamed of me ever since you found out I was gay.

  Paul Stark : I've always had a lot of prejudices.

  Nick : No shit.