It's My Party (1996)

Bronson Pinchot: Monty Tipton

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Quotes 

• Monty : You're not too bright. I like that in a man.

• Nick : This is for you.

  [He hands Monty a bust.] 

  Monty : For good luck?

  Nick : Well, you always wanted me to give you head.

• Monty : Is that my shirt? Or are you eating an onion bagel?

• Monty : [to Amalia]  You've lost so much weight! I thought your ass was Jodie Foster's chin!

• Monty : [Regarding a painting]  Look, it's Macauley Culkin throwing up a soft-shell crab!

• Nick : I could push it a few more days as a vegetable. Guacamole for brains.

  Monty : Actually, I think avocado is a fruit.

  Nick : So am I.