Kicking and Screaming (1995)

Chris Eigeman: Max

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Quotes 

• Max : I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.

  Skippy : We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?

  Max : I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

• Max : What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.

• Kate : I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.

  Max : Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.

• Max : This shouldn't be done. This guy would rather be bow hunting. Don't upset him because he'd already rather be bow hunting and any additional aggravation...

• Grover : Gotta go sleep with a freshman.

  Max : Yeah, me too.

• [With Otis at the airport] 

  Max : (To Grover) This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.

• Max : Is that a pajama top?

  Otis : No... Yes.

• Max : I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.

  Skippy : That's us; we're like celebrities to them.

  Max : No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.

• Max : Are you wearing mascara?

  Otis : No... yes.

• [At the airport] 

  Max : Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.

• Max : That was more of a yield at that stop sign.

  Grover : I broke, thanks.

  Max : No, it was more of a yield.

• Otis : I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?

  Max : Of course. That's how germs are spread.

• Max : You have a drinking problem. Get help!

• [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] 

  Max : That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.