7th Heaven (1996–2007)

Catherine Hicks: Annie Camden

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• Annie : You want a piece of me? I brought seven kids into this world, I can take one out.

• [Annie is showing Ruthie her baby book] 

  Annie : See my tummy? That's you.

  Ruthie : Maybe I never should have come out.

  Annie : But... look what you would've missed... riding on Daddy's shoulders... and Simon rocking you on the front porch... and Mary... giving you a bath in the kitchen sink.

  Ruthie : My butt was a lot smaller then.

  Annie : All of our... bottoms were a lot smaller then.

• Annie : Teenagers.

  Eric : Yeah, if you don't like their mood, wait 10 minutes.

• Annie : You may be weird, but at least you'll all be my honest little weirdos.

• Eric : A mother feeding her child is the most beautiful picture in the world.

  Annie : Do you have any idea how much this hurts?

• [During labor] 

  Annie : Give me your hand.

  Eric : Why? Are you hurting?

  Annie : [sarcastically]  No. I'm feeling... romantic.

• Annie : Ginger... somebody. What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know? How many "Ginger"s do you have there? Is there a "Ginger" convention in town or something?

• Annie : The fact that my kid is more concerned with the punishment than the crime tells me something. And you know what it tells me? My kid is a weenie.

  Mary : So I guess I'm grounded for life?

  Annie : That's a given.

• [Eric is banging his head against the wall] 

  Annie : Could you not do that, honey? I don't have time to plaster.

• [as Eric bangs his head into a wall during a visit from both of their parents] 

  Annie : Honey, honey, not now. I don't have time to plaster.

• Annie : I'm losing a son-in-law whom I love and adore, and I'm getting... Rose?

• [about Simon] 

  Annie : As soon as I get some rest, the little blond boy is mine.

• Ruthie : You two better not make a lot of noise and wreck my date.

  Simon : It's not a date, it's a play date. You're eight. I'm going on a date.

  Annie : It's not a date, you're twelve. It's a birthday dinner.

• Matt : I'm gonna be... a gynaecologist.

  Annie : Well, he does love women.

• [the boys are talking to Annie] 

  Sam : I got a cookie under my pillow.

  David : I already ate mine.

  Annie : Why would you put a cookie under your pillow? Is it because there's no place in the kitchen to put your cookies?

  David : No, it's for emergencies.

• Annie : Who is in the hospital?

  Eric : The hospitalized.

• Annie : I need to talk to you in the living room.

  Sam : You're in trouble. Tell her you're sorry and you'll never do it again.

  Eric : I don't think that will work for me.

  David : Tell her Happy did it.

  Eric : I don't think that will work for me either.

• Simon : What's for breakfast?

  Annie : Any cereal in the cupboard you want.

• Annie : There is one thing I've noticed about teenage boys from watching your sisters, and that is they all come back. Sooner or later, all of them come back.

• Guy : Stupid Americans.

  Eric , Annie , Ruthie , Simon , Mary , Lucy , Matt : [all at same time]  We heard that!