- Dionne Marie Davenport: In ten years we'll be twenty-seven, almost old enough to play high school students on TV!
- Amber Princess Mariens: I've been tormenting her since the first grade and I never had to use the same insult twice!
- Cher Horowitz: Murray?
- Dionne Marie Davenport: Sean?
- Amber Princess Mariens: Moesha?
- [Cher and Dionne stare at her]
- Amber Princess Mariens: What? It could be a crossover episode!
- Cher Horowitz: Dee, let's become nuns.
- Dionne Marie Davenport: We do look smashing in black and white.
- Police Officer: And where is this Debbie now?
- Cher Horowitz: Oh, she went to Trashy to get some new panties with Coach Deemer.
- Police Officer: With the gym teacher?
- Cher Horowitz: Oh, it's not what you think. Coach Deemer is a woman.
- [Everyone exchanges awkward glances]
- [a murderer is on the loose and the gang has just heard Amber screaming in the distance]
- Dionne Marie Davenport: Satan has taken her home!
- Dionne Marie Davenport: I think I've figured out the murderer's plan. He's killing off... the semi-regulars!
- Dionne Marie Davenport: How's my breath?
- [Blows into Cher's face]
- Cher Horowitz: Ew, Doritos. Mine?
- [Blows into Dionne's face]
- Dionne Marie Davenport: Fine.
- Amber Princess Mariens: Oh look! The airheads are giving each other a refill!
- Debbie: I'm not a murderer, I'm just a cheerleader holding a knife!
- Amber Princess Mariens: I just give and give and give. And does anyone ever appreciate me?
- Dionne Marie Davenport: No.