Everybody Loves Raymond (1996–2005)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Quotes
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Debra Barone : Ok, you know what? I'm tired of this. I'd rather be normal than this.
[imitates Marie]
Debra Barone : Ooh, dear how are you. Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade. Look in that refrigerator. Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.
[imitates Frank]
Debra Barone : Time for desert. Holy crap. I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...
[imitates Robert]
Debra Barone : Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
[increasingly frustrated]
Debra Barone : Oh, lucky Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. EVERYBODY loves Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
[everybody laughs]
Robert Barone : Do me, now.
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[about Debra's dad's new girlfriend]
Ray Barone : Well, usually guys his age go for younger women. Instead of going for somebody younger he went for somebody different.
Debra Barone : Ray!
Ray Barone : I meant... No! I mean, I always say the opposite phrases of what I say. Like, just this morning I told Debra "I'm soup, can I get some hungry?"
[laughs nervously]
Ray Barone : [Debra's mom leaves, Debra looks at Ray menacingly and goes after her mother]
Ray Barone : Oh, man...
Frank Barone : Kill is going to Debra you.
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Ray Barone : You said you didn't know me?
Debra Barone : You were stuffing your pants with food!
Ray Barone : So? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants!
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Debra Barone : Honey, show daddy what you drew.
Ray Barone : That's okay, I can figure it out.
[Ally hands Ray a drawing]
Ray Barone : Um, lets see. A big wall of red?
Ally Barone : No.
Debra Barone : Ally told me that was a picture of you in hell.
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[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]
Ray Barone : I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.
Debra Barone : I wouldn't worry - it's not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.
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Robert Barone : I actually say a prayer that Ray doesn't do so good that day.
Debra Barone : You say a prayer?
Robert Barone : Come on, God, get him!
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Debra Barone : [to Robert] It's your life. You do what you want to do.
Ray Barone : Until you're married... then you do what SHE wants you to do.
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Debra Barone : You know what, I'm tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?
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Ray Barone : Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something?
Debra Barone : Ray, when you're on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
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Debra Barone : Where did you just come from?
Raymond : I went to the bathroom.
Debra Barone : No, you didn't.
Raymond : I'm doing it right now.
