Mysteriet på Greveholm (1996)

Hanna Malmberg: Melitta Olsson

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Quotes 

• Melitta Olsson : This is just like that Roxette video!

• Melitta Olsson : But what if the Count makes a ghost out of you too, like he did with Jean and Staffan?

  Ivar Olsson : It's a risk I have to take.

• Melitta Olsson : [about a ghost she just saw]  It was like I could see through it... like a cheese with holes in it.

  Leif Olsson : [annoyed]  Yesterday, it was an armor. Today, a cheese with holes. What's it gonna be tomorrow? A toothbrush that smokes the peace pipe or a baboon that does the tango?

• Melitta Olsson : [after kissing Måns]  Ew! You're tongue is all gluey!

  Måns, paperboy : [lisping]  Uh, yeah, that'th what happenth when you lick two thouthand thtampth.

• Melitta Olsson : [about Dioda]  How come she can't talk?

  Lillan Olsson : Well, she's been locked away for a long time, maybe she just forgot how to speak.

  Ivar Olsson : Yeah, I forget my English vocabulary in a week!

• Melitta Olsson : [to Ralf]  Hey... you're friend's been to the bathroom for pretty long now, maybe we should go check on him?

  Astrid Olsson : Oh, God, please don't tell me the bathroom door's lock is jammed again! Leif, go check on it!

  Ralf, burglar : No! No. I mean, he's got a very big bladder. You never know how long he'll be in there. Sometimes he has to stand there for days and nights!

  Ivar Olsson : Hey, you just said his bladder was really small. Now you're saying it's big. Make up your mind!

  Ralf, burglar : Uh... yeah! You know, that's the thing with his bladder. Sometimes it's really really big, and then - suddenly! - it's small. Yeah, his bladder is a complete mystery, you never know where you have it.