Suddenly Susan (1996–2000)

Judd Nelson: Jack Richmond

Quotes 

• Jack : Hey, there's your man To-ny. Why don't you go say hi?

  Susan : Hey handsome.

  Tony : Will you give it up? I didn't want you last night. I don't want you today. And I wouldn't want you if we were two horny teenagers stranded on a desert island!

• Girl in audience : So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?

  Vicki : No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.

  Susan : Excuse me!

  Luis : No, don't excuse it Vicki.

  Jack : Oh, shut up Luis.

  Luis : No, you shut up.

  Jack : You shut up.

  Vicki : [to Jack]  You shut up.

  Todd : [to Vicki]  You shut up!

  Vicki : [to Todd]  I'm on your side!

  Boy in audience : yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?

• [Jack must choose between taking Susan on a date and going to a game] 

  Jack : Let's see...

  [takes out a coin] 

  Susan : You flip that coin, I'll kick your ass.