Suddenly Susan (1996–2000)

David Strickland: Todd Stities

Quotes 

• Todd : When are you going to grow up? I don't want the twins keeping their money in a piggy bong the way that I did!

• Todd : I came in here wearing a brand new pair of size ten sneakers. I'm not leaving in some green European freak boots.

• Girl in audience : So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?

  Vicki : No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.

  Susan : Excuse me!

  Luis : No, don't excuse it Vicki.

  Jack : Oh, shut up Luis.

  Luis : No, you shut up.

  Jack : You shut up.

  Vicki : [to Jack]  You shut up.

  Todd : [to Vicki]  You shut up!

  Vicki : [to Todd]  I'm on your side!

  Boy in audience : yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?

• Todd : I don't want to sit at this desk for the rest of my life trashing bands! I want some other bitter wannabe trashing me!

• Todd : [Found out Maddy and Luis are sleeping together]  Maddy? Was the antichrist unavailable?

• Todd : Apparently me getting stung by a bee and almost dying isn't newsworthy.

  Maddy : No, but the fact that you're able to read at all certainly is.

• Todd : Ok, if you are going to stay here, let's get some ground rules straight. No parties, no drugs, no surprise guests. I don't want the narcs kicking in the door like they did at my 6th birthday party!