The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)

David Doyle: Pepe the Cricket

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Quotes 

• Pepe : Applause may be good for the moment, but love is everlasting.

• Pinocchio : [Pinocchio is in the forest]  Smell that pine.

  Pepe : You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.

• Pinocchio : [in the forest]  This is where I belong.

  Pepe : You know, I prefer the beach myself, but property there is so expensive.

• [last lines] 

  Pepe the Cricket : And there you have it. Geppetto and Leona lived happily ever after. Luigi ate a lot of socks, and all the donkeys turned back into boys. lt took some hard work. They had to do many good deeds to earn the privilege. As for me, l took a house on Lake Como, and played canasta with a couple of locusts. So, ciao, my little saplings. Arrivederci! And when you need me, give me a holler. We'll see if we can arrange something.

• Pepe : [to Pinocchio]  Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?

  Pinocchio : Are... Are you a termite?

  Pepe : Oh, puh-lease!

  Pinocchio : So you're not gonna eat me?

  Pepe : Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!

  Pinocchio : Pepe?

  Pepe : You don't like it?

  Pinocchio : It's okay.

  Pepe : I'm very sensitive, you know.

  Pinocchio : No, it's... it's fine.

  Pepe : We can't all be called Pinocchio.

• Pepe : [fired through the air on a rocket]  I can't go on a trip! I forgot to go to the bathroom!

• [first lines] 

  Pepe the Cricket : Long, long ago in a far away land. A young woodcarver took secretly to the forest. His name is Geppetto and he was shy and quiet. Oh, and very much in love.