The Cable Guy (1996)

Janeane Garofalo: Medieval Times Waitress

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Quotes 

• Steven : Can I get a knife or fork?

  Wench : There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

  Steven : There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?

  Wench : Dude, I got a lot of tables.

• [Chip has brought Steven to "Medieval Times". A waitress in the Medieval Times role of a wench approaches them] 

  Wench : [flatly]  Welcome to Medieval Times. My name is Melinda. I'll be your serving wench. May I get you something from the bar keep?

  Chip Douglas : [too into it]  Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!

  Wench : [uninspired]  I'll be right back my lord.

  [She leaves] 

  Chip Douglas : My thanks to ye, fair wench!