Dunston Checks In (1996)

Paul Reubens: Buck LaFarge

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Quotes 

• La Farge : When I was in the sewer once, I saw a turtle that was so big it looked like a Volkswagen with a tail.

• La Farge : I'm sorry. I was only trying to do my job. It was nothing personal. Do you forgive me?

  [Dunston slaps him] 

  La Farge : I deserved that.

• Man at Table : Can I help you with somethin', son?

  La Farge : I'm lookin' for a Pongo Pygmaeus.

  Man at Table : [slyly]  I catch you lookin' at my wife's Pongo Pygmaeus once more, I'm gonna break you in half.

  La Farge : Right.

• Mrs. Dubrow : Where did it come from?

  La Farge : Well, when two orangutans fall in love...

  Robert Grant : I think she means how did it get into the hotel.

• [his dog has spotted Dunston] 

  La Farge : He's in there, Fang?

  [Fang barks] 

  La Farge : All right!

  [cocks his tranquilizer gun] 

  La Farge : As you were.