Dunston Checks In (1996)
Eric Lloyd: Kyle Grant
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Quotes
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Kyle Grant : [Robert has gotten a Dubrow Alert] Dad, wait, I'm not done.
Robert Grant : Yes, you are. She hates kids. She once kicked Big Bird in the nuts!
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Brian Grant : [to Kyle] If anything happens to me, there's a box of magazines under my bed.
Kyle Grant : Yeah?
Brian Grant : Get rid of 'em, okay?
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Robert Grant : Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.
Kyle Grant : I didn't throw him in the garbage.
Robert Grant : Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.
Kyle Grant : He jumped off the dog walk.
Robert Grant : The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Kyle Grant : He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.
Robert Grant : Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.
Brian : [to Kyle] Way to blow the tip, psycho.
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Kyle Grant : Where's Mrs. Dubrow?
Victor Dubrow : Scouting hotel sites in Alaska.
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Brian Grant : Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.
Kyle Grant : I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.
Brian Grant : All right, the gorilla did.
Kyle Grant : When we get back, you'll see.
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Lord Rutledge : You know, I do all sorts of tricks. Do you know what my specialty is?
Kyle Grant : No.
Lord Rutledge : I can make noisy little boys disappear.
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[Failing to nail Norman with the fountain in the lobby]
Kyle Grant : Uh-oh! Air shaft to basement, we have a problem!
Brian : [Through the radio] What?
Kyle Grant : We hosed a guest!
Brian : Abort mission! Repeat, abort mission!
[Kyle quickly crawls out of the air shaft]
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Robert Grant : [of Rutledge] He tied you up?
Kyle Grant : Yes, and he's gonna hurt Dunston if he finds him!
Robert Grant : Okay. You guys, you split up, you find the monkey, and you take him upstairs to the apartment. I'm gonna take care of Lord Rutledge.
