Dunston Checks In (1996)

Graham Sack: Brian Grant

Quotes 

• Brian Grant : [to Kyle]  If anything happens to me, there's a box of magazines under my bed.

  Kyle Grant : Yeah?

  Brian Grant : Get rid of 'em, okay?

• Robert Grant : Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.

  Kyle Grant : I didn't throw him in the garbage.

  Robert Grant : Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.

  Kyle Grant : He jumped off the dog walk.

  Robert Grant : The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

  Kyle Grant : He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.

  Robert Grant : Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.

  Brian : [to Kyle]  Way to blow the tip, psycho.

• Brian Grant : Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.

  Kyle Grant : I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.

  Brian Grant : All right, the gorilla did.

  Kyle Grant : When we get back, you'll see.

• Brian : Well, if you're going to be grounded in a five-star hotel it is the place to be.

• [Failing to nail Norman with the fountain in the lobby] 

  Kyle Grant : Uh-oh! Air shaft to basement, we have a problem!

  Brian : [Through the radio]  What?

  Kyle Grant : We hosed a guest!

  Brian : Abort mission! Repeat, abort mission!

  [Kyle quickly crawls out of the air shaft] 

• [on the phone with the kitchen] 

  Brian : You heard me, more bananas.

  [Catches a Frisbee and throws it back] 

  Brian : That's right! Bananas!

• [to two French teenage girls] 

  Brian : Enjoy your stay.

• Brian : You do realize we'll probably end up living in a Motel 6?

  Robert Grant : Yep! Sounds pretty good to me.