Happy Gilmore (1996)

Dee Jay Jackson: Mover

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Quotes 

• Mover : I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game.

  Happy Gilmore : Give me the stupid club.

  [approaches the ball on the tee] 

  Happy Gilmore : [judging the club]  Look at this stupid thing.

  Mover : This is going to be hilarious. I mean, look how he's standing.

  Happy Gilmore : [sarcastically]  Yeah you like that?

  [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street] 

  Mover : Holy shit.

  Happy Gilmore : Go back to work.

  Mover : That house is like four hundred yards away.

  Happy Gilmore : Is that good?

  Mover : That's unbelieveable.

  Mover : Beginner's luck. Twenty bucks says you can't do it again.

  Happy Gilmore : Bring it on.

  [Happy hits the ball in the same direction] 

  Distant neighbor : You boys are going to pay for that! *clunk* AHH!

  Mover : You hit that guy.

  Happy Gilmore : He shouldn't have been standing there.

  Mover : One more time, double or nothing.

  Happy Gilmore : You better pay up.

  [Happy hits the ball, ball hits a woman on the roof of the same house, falls off] 

  Happy Gilmore : Oops. All right, maybe we should get back inside.

• Happy Gilmore : [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house]  Grandma? Grandma?

  Happy Gilmore : [sees two movers taking Grandma's couch]  Hey, put that stuff down! That's my grandmother's!

  Mover : God, kid! We're just doing our jobs!

  Happy Gilmore : What are you talking about?

  IRS Agent : [arrives from the hall with Grandma]  Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade.

  Happy Gilmore : What? Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?

  Grandma : I would have. But I didn't have any money.

  Happy Gilmore : [to the IRS Agent]  Where are you taking all her stuff?

  IRS Agent : I'm not taking her stuff, alright? The government is. It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? So don't get mad at me.

  Happy Gilmore : But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! You can't just take her stuff, she's too old!

  IRS Agent : I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Her stuff is now our stuff.

  Happy Gilmore : [to Grandma]  Well, at least we got the house, right? I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. We're gonna be okay, Grandma.

  IRS Agent : Now, you're really gonna be mad. I have to take the house too.

  Happy Gilmore : Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. You can't take her house.

  IRS Agent : Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes.

  Happy Gilmore : Oh my god!

  IRS Agent : We have to take the house and if you can't get the money together in 90 days, we're gonna have to sell the house to someone else. You hate me don't you?

  Happy Gilmore : No, no no. I don't hate you.

  IRS Agent : [Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs]  He hates me.