My Fellow Americans (1996)

Dan Aykroyd: President William Haney

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• President William Haney : [after driving off the tee]  You know, I've actually thought about playing professionally.

  Russell Kramer : Well, gee, I don't know about that, Bill. I think the ladies' tour likes their players to be a little more masculine.

• Vice President Ted Matthews : [Speaking at a funeral]  Mrs. Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song...

  President William Haney : [Watching on the TV in the White House]  Please God, don't let him quote song lyrics.

  Vice President Ted Matthews : ...and I can't think of anything more fitting than to share with you the words from that song.

  President William Haney : Oh Christ.

  Vice President Ted Matthews : "Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. Do the jitter-bug in Muskrat- Land. And they shimmy...

  [emotionally] 

  Vice President Ted Matthews : and Sammy's so skinny."

  President William Haney : Oy.